i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
My boyfriend : *talking to his friends online* I think I’m gonna stop playing (videogame) now I’m kinda tired.
Me : ……….. *looks at time, makes mental note that it’s currently 12:40*
My boyfriend : *completely ignores his previous comment and continues playing*
My boyfriend : Oh shit it’s 4 AM
Me : * I wake up and look at him* …bastard *Goes back to sleep*